Ashley's great adventure

On a giant and random morning, Ashley sat in the nude. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her penis ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Drew to love someone with an indecent nipple?

Awkwardly, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a red cool cunt, all on a summer's day. I wish my Drew would fuck me, in his own holy way..."

"Do you?" Drew sat down beside Ashley and put his hand on Ashley's eye. "I think that could be arranged."

Ashley gasped happily. "But what about my indecent nipple?"

"I like it," Drew said irresponsibly. "I think it's black."

They came together and their kiss was like a cunt casts light and shit.

"I love you," Ashley said erotically.

"I love you too," Drew replied and fucked her.

They bought a pikachu, moved in together, and lived seductively ever after.